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LONDON–Speaking with one eye visible, it described the encounter in great detail (somehow!) and readily admits to punching “that boat realtor Stacy in the arm” over the price…
Life-coaching white-privileged ladies-who-lunch began as a side-hustle for an eccentric mother of two, but when her aggressive brand of “Degradation-Empowerment” somehow gets results, she’s in danger of becoming an overnight success. Co-written by Nicole Bjelica
Welp! Ya made it. Another piece of w%$k in the trash. Life’s trash!* And if you’re reading this (I guess?) you survived. So why not treat yourself to the following nonsense, each and (almost) every Friday…
BRENTWOOD, CA ↦ When it comes to “looking fly, how it went” and “when the fuck it all went down,” this natty nonagenarian “het” Clive “Bee Trap” Davis was always in on the latest trends…
“Just think, if Sean Spicer had zero business ‘talking’ then just imagine his brains getting shotgunned across each and every page.” — Jennifer Beth Dickerson • MADEMOISELLE MAGAZINE
REMEMBER ! ! ! INPUT & DELETE ALL FIELDS → IN RED ← ALWAYS SPELL-CHECK ! ! ! Mr. Governor (Your Eminence/Her Highness?) 1234 Trash Bag Avenue Austin, Texas 78701 Dear (Mr? Honorable!) Greg, This letter officially terminates the implied agreement between us, effective → today’s date. ← Remember when you were “governing” a whole united […]