Enter to Win!
Your looks? They’re good. That's a given! And also a dead horse that we’re gonna beat (sorry PETA!) but since you’re here, why not slide into these DMs for a chance to win (a signed copy of!) Linda’s epic tome!
Welcome to my “about” section, which (in its fourteenth incarnation) feels incredibly solid. The first few were rough (some said ‘ratchet’). Not gonna lie. The fourth or fifth? Markedly worse. Six through ten were total trash. Just awful. But that’s exactly when it all really came together. And by that I do mean yes, specifically for you!
And yes (suffice it to say) you’re welcome.
The important thing to remember here is I’m a writer and (should you want to hire me) my name is Travis. Now, had I been born into a wealthy merchant family? We’d both be doing something else. You might be getting a haircut! Or straight-up cold chillin’ alone…maybe with some new friends? Who knows! Maybe nom-noming a munch of snack, perhaps. I would, of course, be dripping in jewels and (more than likely) planning the murders of (and bitching about!) my wealthy merchant family.
However, since none of that is true (and even if it was!) I’m thinking hey, lookit––you’re already here, right? Why not make the most of it?!
In conclusion, I think this went great.
Should you feel exactly the same (or the opposite!) and would like to get in touch (etc.) on business matters (or otherwise!) drop me a line…