Hi, hello!

Welcome to my “about” section, which (in its fourteenth incarnation) feels incredibly solid. The first few? Pretty rough. Some said ‘ratchet.’ Not gonna lie. The fourth or fifth? Markedly worse. Six through ten were total trash. Just garbage. But that’s when things really came together. And by together, I do mean yes, specifically for you!

Suffice it to say? You’re welcome.

The important thing to remember here is I’m a writer and (should you want to hire me) my name is Travis, and had I been born into a wealthy merchant family? We’d both be doing something else. You might be getting a haircut! Or stone-cold chilling! Straight up. Maybe alone, or maybe with new friends? Who knows? You could be nom-noming a snack, perhaps. I, of course, would be dripping in jewels! Precious baubles! Dazzling in feathers and resplendent in family finery, and likely planning their murders (and bitching about!) the ones 100% against me.

However, since none of that is true (and even if it was!) I say, look! You’re already here, right? Why not make the most of it?!

In conclusion, I think this went great.

Should you feel precisely the same (or exactly the opposite!) but would like to get in touch (etc.) on business matters (or otherwise!), please feel free to drop me a line…

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