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Satire ↯ Literary Works of Staggering Consequence
“Easily one of the shittiest jamjobs in recent memory...if not publishing history.” — Malik Horvath • USA Today
“Just think, if Sean Spicer had zero business ‘talking’ then just imagine his brain ‘thinking’ and getting shotgunned across every single page.” — Jo Beth Dickerson • Glamour Magazine
“John Bolton’s languid, sanctimonious prose quickly wears thin...and his ‘poor little match girl’ routine is just as stupid as that mustache.” — Jeremy Prendergast • The Federalist
“Living with the knowledge that a walrus with spaghetti-and-meatball-stained hair on his face was granted top-level security clearance?! F&$k ME!” — Evelyn Chow • Chalmer's Evening Gazette
“It is the judgement of this court that we find myself FRIGGING GUILTY OF LOVING THIS BOOK!!!” — Cynthia Frutters • Better Homes & Gardens
“The highly sensationalized psychosexual underpinnings of any lurid total bitch would normally interest me, but this completely grossed me out...and I’m a convicted sex addict!” – Ron Jeremy’s Dog • via email